"How," says the mainstream media mouthpiece, "can it be? How can Obama's numbers have tanked? Aren't the economy's numbers up, just like Reagan's end-of-first-term economy's numbers were...?
"Oh, me, oh, my," he says, "That tingling in my leg can't just be my sciatica starting to act up again, can it?
"It can't be true. He's got to be The One, he must be, he has to be."
But wake up and smell the coffee, oh tingly-legged one. He's not awesome, and you are just his empty-headed, YouTube-cartoon blonde admirer.
